Santa Claus, Reindeer Die A Horrible Death!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 16 November 2013

One good way to reassure a child who has discovered that the Santa Claus in the mall is fake and has a fake beard they have just pulled down, is to sit them down and explain to them that the real Santa Claus and all the reindeer and several elves all died when they got tangled up in your dad's Christmas decorations and electrocuted. This helps them to get their minds off the fake one in the mall and they won't cry and upset the other kids because they are usually in shock.

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