I come from a typical American family. Not much different from the other families in the area. My dad and my mom were first cousins, my sister married my Uncle Bubba, my Aunt Ethel's boy from a previous marriage, and my daughter married my son's father-in-law. I married my niece.
Did I say American? I meant West Virginian.
Anyway, the good news is: We're all sterile.
