Xmas Crackers

Submitted by queen mudder

Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Father Christmas was in a nostalgic retro mood and decided to put classic Brit vintage cars inside the Xmas stockings of some of the nation's Good, Bad and Ugly.

First up was Sir Roger Bannister, the first Olympian to run a mile in under four minutes, who got a lovely shiny white Morris Miler from Santa Claus.

Next, Charles Dickens' much reviled skinflint Mr Scrooge got the shock of his life to discover Santa had left a present for him, a top-of-the-range scarlet automatic Morris Miser.

Finally, a very hung over Jimmy Savile woke up on Xmas morning with his, er, cigar holder wedged between two elves on the back seat of a nice blue motor.

'What's this?' he cried, to which the elves replied:

'It's a Morris Minor, Jimmy.'

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