Great Work Excuse

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 11 November 2013

Here's a tip if you get caught napping at your desk at work: Raise your head up slow and while shaking it say, "Whew, they told me down at the Red Cross Center that this might happen if I gave blood too often. Also, I paid a visit to the sperm band both going and coming. Thanks for alerting me, Better go get a sweet snack and a coke!"

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