That's My Boy, Einstein

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 3 November 2013

When Mollie and I had our first child and it was a boy, I really had my hopes up. In fact, I gave him the name Einstein Murphy.

In one way it worked. It's 12 years later & every day I tell him things like, "Those are MY pants you're wearing, Einstein. That's why you have both legs in one and have to hop around like that." and "The meat is tough because that's the dog's toy you're trying to eat, Einstein. He's tricked you again."

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