Too Many Children

Submitted by Stefano M. Stefano

Sunday, 29 September 2013

A wife gives birth to her tenth child and her husband has had enough.

"I can't afford all these kid sand I can't stand all this noise! If you have one more kid I swear I'll hang myself!"

The wife promises that she'll take precautions in the future and number ten will be the last..

Nine months later, she gives birth to their elevnth child and her husband has a fit.

"I told youI was gonna kill myself if you had another kid, and by God that's just what I'm going to do!"

The man stomps towards his work shed, his wife running after him in tears,begging him to reconsider as he grabs a rope, ties a strong knot around a beam in the ceiling, stands on top of a stool and makes a noose ,which he puts over his head.

"STOP! Don't do it!" his wife cries.

"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't?!" demands the husband.

The wife hesitates, then blurts out, "You might be hanging the wrong man!"

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