Twelve months after failing a Beeb Telly Tubbies audition the suspected Nairobi mall massacre terrorist got a call from talent scouts asking if she'd managed to slim down a bit
'Hello, is that Miss Samantha Jones?' the casting director asked, 'er, sorry...Lewthwaite?'
'Lewthwaite', the suspected terrorist replied, 'yeth, lath time I checked almotht theven kiloth!'
