Be Both Fat & Sexy!!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 29 August 2013

They say that inside every fat person there is a skinny person trying to get out, but in my case, all old skinny flint wants to do is get a fat wife who cooks well and no one will steal her away from you because she's so fat.

Meantime, both of us fatsos let the skinny people out at night and they can have all the sex they want.

-I.M. Moleturd

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