Hope I Didn't Marry This Ugly Woman!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 29 August 2013

I must have really tied one on last night in town because I not only got a head the size of a watermelon, I woke up with a strange and very ugly woman in here sharing my pup tent.

That must have been her barking all night that kept me awake and taking aspirin for my headache.

-I.M. Moleturd

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