I don't go to the Rolling Stones concerts anymore because, like Bruce Springsteen, the arteries on Jaggers neck stick out like ropes.
Maybe I could look away. No, not going. They should have recorded in the studio. Wish I had their energy but not their necks. I mean these guys are just inviting the vampires.
Of course, Keith Richards probably IS a Vampire!
-Wavey Moleturd Gravy