Mick Jagger's Roped Neck Just Begging For Vampire Bite

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

I don't go to the Rolling Stones concerts anymore because, like Bruce Springsteen, the arteries on Jaggers neck stick out like ropes.

Maybe I could look away. No, not going. They should have recorded in the studio. Wish I had their energy but not their necks. I mean these guys are just inviting the vampires.

Of course, Keith Richards probably IS a Vampire!

-Wavey Moleturd Gravy

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