Here's a big tip for you men out there: Whenever your doctor tells you that you should drink plenty of liquids, say eight glasses of water, or liquids a day, never smart off with "What else can I drink but liquids?", especially before the prostate test or you'll wind up walking this way too.
Also, this goes for your reading the medicine label and it says take 2 tablets per day by mouth. Once again, do not ask your doctor "How else am I going to take them?' or he'll push a couple up your wazzoo and yell, "You could do That!"
Then another prostate test. Not even any Ky-Jelly.
-I.M. Moleturd
