Last Friday night was my first and last time to ever go to a Mexican Food Buffet! Oh, the food was great but, at usually you're not at one of their restaurants long enough for the refried beans to kick in!
One big fat lady almost split my eardrums while we were next to each other in line and I couldn't taste my food after that. It sounded like a shofar calling the children of Israel to battle.
Plus it blew away the whole basket containing all the Beano bottles.