Kosher whales

Submitted by queen mudder

Sunday, 25 August 2013

After officiating at the Silverstein baby's bris ritual one afternoon Rabbi Goldblum took his young grandson to see the new Orca whale at their local SeaWorld marine park.

'Grandpa, do they circumcise Killer whales the same as human beings?' young Gideon asked.

'Not that I know of,' the Rabbi replied, 'what is it that makes you ask?'

'Well,' Gideon answered, 'when we arrived at the whale pool here I'm sure I heard the lifeguard shout Send In Four Skin Divers.'

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