Waiter - there's a fly in my soup!
Well, try not to dip your trousers in the dish.
Waiter, waiter - there's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry, we won't be charging you extra.
Waiter - there's a fly in my soup.
Only one?
Waiter - there's a fly in my soup.
Well our kitchens have been passed. But it was a flying visit.
Waiter I Have a fly in my soup.
Oh I am sorry. I will remove it immediately.
But you hands are filthy!
Oh no - I forgot to use toilet paper!
