I realize that I'm not the only male out there with erectile dysfunck. with erectile dis...problems, but at least I have came upon the cure for another problem completely by accident.
I had something that I will only describe in this family publication as a Quick Trigger!
I tried everything from thinking about baseball to my Aunt Hester, Uncle Fester but nothing worked.
Then one night I had the television on in the other room and suddenly Richard Simmons was shouting about exercising to the Oldies.
That did it. I can go half an hour. Also lost a few pounds.
-I.M. Moleturd