Cure For "Quick on The trigger!"

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 23 August 2013

I realize that I'm not the only male out there with erectile dysfunck. with erectile dis...problems, but at least I have came upon the cure for another problem completely by accident.

I had something that I will only describe in this family publication as a Quick Trigger!

I tried everything from thinking about baseball to my Aunt Hester, Uncle Fester but nothing worked.

Then one night I had the television on in the other room and suddenly Richard Simmons was shouting about exercising to the Oldies.

That did it. I can go half an hour. Also lost a few pounds.

-I.M. Moleturd

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