A group of twelve men at the United Nations say that the United States is guilty of making their women's rear ends widen till they aren't the same shape as they once were.
The Frenchman seemed the most disturbed.
"It's your big box stores. They are spreading and so is the bottoms of our women. This, we can no longer stay silent about."
Later today several women from the same countries say they have asked their criticizing husbands, "Have you turned and looked behind you..or is your belly too big?"
Reporting: I.M. Moleturd
