A Pumpkin With Seven Different Holes

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 19 August 2013

"I bought it from an ad I saw down at the Pub and thought I'd surprise Miley with it just before Halloween."

"I've told you before, Never buy anything while you're drunk. You know now that this is an adult magazine."

"I know! I know!! We'll throw them away as soon as they arrive."

"You'll burn them! You will make double-sure that our Miley never sees one. You would think a person would see these small pictures from it in the ad. "A Pumpkin With Seven Different Holes!"

"I couldn't see it blind drunk now could I?"

Burn Them!!!"

"OK! OK! (I'll get rid of the watermelon one too. ahem.)

"The What? Quit mumbling!"

"Nothing. Little joke.

I.B. Moleturd

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