"All I'm asking for is a little hug from my old Budsy Wudsy!"
"I'm busy Elroy! These (hic) free peanuts won't be refreshed for another 35 minutes."
"But we been buddies since Nam!" (hic)
"I never been to Nam, Elroy. I ain't (uuurp pardon) even been in the army. I only got one testicle. Remember?"
"Oh yeah. You were balled out! That waz sumbody else. But it's just a hug."
"Look at your shirt Hemroy..Elroy. You done puked all down the front. I'll hug you next time I see you."
"Nope! That waz YOU who puked on my shirt and the floor. Bartender John-Boy made you clean it up."
"Oh yeah. I forgot. Well don't just sit there. Come here you big Lug!"
"I love ya Moleturd! sniff"
"I love you too, Elroy!"
-I.B. Moleturd
