Fancy Dress Balls Up

Submitted by j.w.

Wednesday, 14 August 2013

A couple had decided to go to a fancy dress ball and hired costumes to go. But on the evening of the Ball the wife got a bad migraine and took tablets and went to bed, telling her husband to go and enjoy himself.
So he went to the Ball. Meanwhile the wife, after a good sleep, woke feeling better and decided to go the Ball. When she got there she enjoyed a few dances, then spotted her husband and had a dance with him. He got very sexy and persuaded to go to a backroom where they had fabulous sex together.
She then went home. Her husband followed shortly after. When he got home he found his wife in bed.
'Are you feeling better?' he asked.
'Yes, I'm fine' said his wife 'did you enjoy yourself?'
'No. I was so bored I leant my costume to someone who had come without one and played poker with some mates.'
The wife was very quiet, then she said 'Darling, what about a good clinch tonight, I'm feeling really randy.'
Nine months later the couple had a surprise. A bonny, brown baby boy!

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