Got Out Of Prison Early

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Moleturd brings his brother to the pub and tells everyone this is the brother who didn't have to go to prison after all.

"They forgot to read me me rights!"

Everyone asked about the difference in life inside the walls and outside.

"Well, inside you're in a small cell. At my new job, I work in a small cube. Inside you get three good meals a day and now I get thirty minutes to buy a sandwich. In prison you do get to play some games and watch sports on TV, while at work......"

"Hey! Where are you going?"

"Moleturd, call the police. I'm stealing your car."

-I.B. Moleturd

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