There was a long line in front of the bread store.
"I'm sick of waiting in line all the time. This happens all the time. Every time you need something."
"Where are you going, Purvey?"
"I'm going to do away with this President, this Obama. I am sick of this!"
(Later) "I see you are back in the bread line, Purvey. I got mine already", says Moleturd. "What happened to your doing away with the President?"
"The line there is ten times longer than this one."
-I.B. Moleturd