Pink Slime Burgers Now Open!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 12 August 2013

The wife and I went down to that new Pink Slime Burgers place and the service was awful. You'd think they would be more welcoming but they just stood in line until we left and drove the car to the ordering sign.

"You want any fries with that, Hot Shot?"

"I already ordered tree slimes, two big fries and two drinks."

"Well EXCUSE me for trying to make a living in here, talking to people I can barely see. I'd get that car you're in tuned up. It stinks."

"OK Hot Shot! Your order is ready. Do you want to get it to go?"

"No. We'll just eat here in line while the other cars wait."


"Hang on Myrtle! We're jumping the curb!

-I.B. Moleturd

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