Never Make The Bartender Mad!

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 11 August 2013

"Some long-haired tattooed freaks came into the Martha Grimes Pub last night and began immediately pestering the bartender John-Boy after someone made the mistake of calling the bartender by his name."

"Moleturd, I got a lot of cleaning to do."

"Just take a minute. See, they began calling John-Boy to give them a ride to Ike Godsey's store. And it got worse from there until John-Boy spiked their drinks."

"So?"

"So, four guys will eventually wake up in a strange alley with a new haircut from a sharp pocket knife."

"Through?"

"Yes!"

-I.B. Moleturd

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