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Submitted by queen mudder

Friday, 9 August 2013

Hackers have been blamed for doctoring a NHS smoking helpline's pre-recorded digital advice dealing with callers' worries.

The service's most frequently asked question 'What should I do if my girlfriend starts smoking in bed again?' now gets a forthright 'Try using a lubricant' reply.

And for women anxious to find out the best way to stop a guy smoking after sex the helpline offers stark advice: 'Fill his water bed with gasoline.'

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