Gag! Pfft! Gag! Oh Don't Worry!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 9 August 2013

Miley came home from school and found her mom ironing and sweating and looking tired.

What if I make us some tea, Mom?

Sure. I could use a break. But do you know how to make tea?

Oh yes. You boil water on the stove. Then you get out a strainer and put the tea in the strainer and pour hot water over it.

Great. Moleturd never seemed to manage it. My that does look good. Three lumps of sugar please. Mmmm. It IS good.

Mine is too. One thing, I couldn't find the strainer. So I used the fly swatter.

PffffffffT! The what?

The fly swatter. Oh, and don't worry. I didn't use the new one. I used the old one. Tea stains won't show.

Be sure and make your father some when he gets home.

-I.B. Moleturd

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