The Pizza Boy's Tale

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 8 August 2013

The Moleturd family hears a knock at the door and Miley Moleturd runs for it.

"Hello. Got a pizza here!"

Moley! Come to pay the pizza delivery guy."

"Here son. is for the pizza and for a tip..."

"I know. I know Mr Moleturd, 25 cents. Others wouldn't deliver because they said you were so cheap."

"Well, I'm not! How come I'm cheap? The bar down the street gets my money. Here son, I'm tipping you 5 beers..sorry Five Dollars!"

"Wow! This will help my college fund!"

'What ya studying, son?"

"Applied Psychology."

I.B Moleturd (& short 5 beers)

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