Big discussion and arguments at Ye Olde Martha Grimes Pub last night.
I don't know who first asked the question but it lead to an argument that ended with four fights, me under a table near the free peanuts when the police showed up.
All this over "What are paperweights made for?"
Pervey and I will probably be the only regulars there tonight and he just better not bring that up again or I'll flatten him.
-I.B. Moleturd
