I was really worried lately as the wife had been sick for over a week and the rest of us were going to die soon just from my cooking and cleaning.
The dog had even refused to come inside when there was a snow on.
Myrtle finally gave in and went to the doctor and got some drugs to treat her "Flu" she called it.
However, I slipped back in to the doctor and my suspicions of her being older than she claimed were somewhat confirmed.
She has "Panama Canal Fever".
-I.B. Moleturd
