We Could Easily All Be Dead Right Now

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 5 August 2013

Something odd happened at the pub last Saturday night.

We were laughing and joking as usual and trying to sneak closer to the free peanuts when this Tattoo came in the door, walking like a man.

"What's Ya'll laughing about? Me?"

"Uh. No. Moleturd was just telling a joke."

"So you are Moleturd and have a sense of humor?"

"Y-Y-Yes Sir!"

"Then which did you think was funnier, "The Hills Have Eyes" or the second one?

"I t-t-thought they were both hilarious!"

"ME TOO! HA HA!" Give me a bottle of Old Cripple and I gotta go."

Personally, I hope he doesn't come back. And to be truthful, what's "The Hills Have Eyes", a stooge eyeball poker?

-I.B. Moleturd

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