Just heard a good one down at Ye Olde Martha Grimes Pub last night.
Did you know that Charley Weaver the comedian's wife was named Ivy? He told people later that the reason he was smiling all the time he was a guest on a show or on the Hollywood Squares is that he would always mention "Going Home To Mount Ivy".
Apparently she thought it was funny too until they divorced and she told him that her second husband didn't like hearing it so he went to using "Donkey Fazoo" as his trademark.
-I.B. Moleturd
