Good News/Bad News

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 4 August 2013

Moleturd gets a call from Myrtle at his office.

"Moley, I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to hear first?"

"Just give me the good new, Myrtle. I'm waaaay behind the paper work here after a rough weekend sleeping one night on the sidewalk."

"OK. The good news is that the anti-lock brakes and the air bags work like a charm."

-I.B. Moleturd

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