Excitement at Ye Olde Martha Grimes Pub!

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 3 August 2013

There was a lot going on tonight at the Pub.

For one thing, Harold got so soused he hit the barmaid in the rear with a dart. Bull the Bouncer tossed him out.

Then this guy came running in and asked for a whiskey and drank it straight down and asked, "How tall is a penguin?"

"I don't really know, but about two feet", I told him. "Why?"

"I think I just ran over a nun!"

Turned out it was a guy from a party down the street. He will probably live if they can get that suit off him. Apparently there was a lot of heat under that cab.

-I.B. Moleturd

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