There was a lot going on tonight at the Pub.
For one thing, Harold got so soused he hit the barmaid in the rear with a dart. Bull the Bouncer tossed him out.
Then this guy came running in and asked for a whiskey and drank it straight down and asked, "How tall is a penguin?"
"I don't really know, but about two feet", I told him. "Why?"
"I think I just ran over a nun!"
Turned out it was a guy from a party down the street. He will probably live if they can get that suit off him. Apparently there was a lot of heat under that cab.
-I.B. Moleturd
