I'm Just Like Martin Luther King, Gandhi

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 2 August 2013

People around here don't appreciate me. Here I am one of the great Thinker-Uppers of my time (6:53 PM, CST). But what do they care about?
Some young punk named Weiner or that strange Bieber fella running for the mayor of New York City.

Here I am and few people are reading this. That's OK. A lot of people haven't read Gandhi, Martin Luther King, Stephen King. Ah, the great ones.

Well, go ahead and go your way. Martin Luther (Marty I always called him) King, Gandhi, Henry David Thoreau and I have all spent time in jail. Yet it's simply overlooked. Someday they'll see and say, "You know, Old Moleturd had a lot to say. But who's gonna quote a smelly "Moleturd' and they'll laugh and one of them will fart and.....Nora Batty...ferrets...ahem.

-I.B. Moleturd

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