Amish Families To Be Even Bigger!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

In case you're Amish and missed it on the television, here's the latest on that vote among elders about using a squirrel in a wheel to light one bulb to use at night while having relations with your wife. It has been approved.

Plus side: You'll be able to see each other and make sure you have the right person plus it's more fun.

Minus side: "Hey lookout the window, the Yoders are at it again."

-I.B. Moleturd

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