In case you're Amish and missed it on the television, here's the latest on that vote among elders about using a squirrel in a wheel to light one bulb to use at night while having relations with your wife. It has been approved.
Plus side: You'll be able to see each other and make sure you have the right person plus it's more fun.
Minus side: "Hey lookout the window, the Yoders are at it again."
-I.B. Moleturd
