Trouble In Bed

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 30 July 2013

Me and Myrtle have been having some uh personal problems. I have been to the doctor and there's nothing wrong bad with me but I have to take pills for several other problems and Mr. Wiener won't work right.

Then we had a fight. Not with me and Mr. Weiner but me and Myrtle.

"You're not a man anymore!!"

"You're gotten so ugly it can't react!"

Then my doc found the perfect capsule. No it ain't Viagra or any of those. My Doc has a secret recipe he's trying to sell. But he's afraid of being knocked off by the drug companies.

And don't come after me cause I don't know it either. All I know is that he calls it, "Pinocchio's Nose!"

And if it works with Myrtle, it'll work with the fat lady with a beard at the circus!

-I.B. Well Now!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more