Atomic Wedgie Not So Bad After All

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 28 July 2013

I got an atomic wedgie at school so many times that my underwear elastic would pull up over my ears. They still stick out to this day. I blame Tommy Hayschild who led the gang.

I hadn't seen Tommy for a long time and had almost forgotten about him until I saw him at the mall. He was holding his wife's purse and every time this one teenage gangster came by, he'd suddenly jerk his legs together.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!", he cried in a high voice.

I guess today's bullies have gone to kneeing in the groin.

-I.B. Moleturd

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