Mrs Putin spills the beans

Submitted by queen mudder

Sunday, 28 July 2013

The loyal, long-suffering, ex-wife of Russia's President Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has finally snapped and given reporters a brief glimpse into the divorce that ended the couple's 30-year marriage.

'The last straw came when my husband decided to have a penis extension,' Lyudmilla Putin revealed.

'After that I just couldn't take it any longer.'

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