Till Death Us Do Part Russian-Style

Submitted by queen mudder

Saturday, 27 July 2013

Russian police have interviewed a Moscow man about the mysterious death of his wife of 30 years after finding her mummified corpse in the couple's apartment.

'I tell you I am completely innocent,' Dmitry Hackov said, 'I had absolutely no idea she was dead.'

'Surely you were aware of some subtle changes about the house?' the interrogating police officer replied.

'Well, not really,' Hackov answered, 'the sex was still the same although I did wonder why the dishes had begun piling up in the sink.'

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