Making Out

Submitted by Bureau

Wednesday, 24 July 2013

Whenever Myrtle and me have a really big fight over something she thinks I have done but i didn't, I don't care what she says. She doesn't know everything but from the way she tells it, You'd think that the whole world turns....ahem.

The point is that I'm trying to make is that nothing does it like getting her a dozen roses. She falls for it every time. And since you have slammed the door and taken off in the car, you're probably in another section of town. Just find some great roses and sneak around and clip them whenever no one is looking.

Like I said, nothing does it like a dozen roses. You won't be horny for another day or two. Maybe even three days or even until the next fight.

-I.B. Moleturd

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