I have this friend who just got married about six months ago and came to me with his problem: He had married a much younger wife and he was, let's say, having troubles keeping up with her.
So I told him to ask his doctor for a prescription for Viagra.
A month later I met him on the street and asked how it went.
"She left me for a younger man."
"Why? Didn't the Viagra help?"
"Oh yes. But I got to thinking I'd really show her who's the old person and I took 3 big pills at the same time."
"What happened?"
"She packed up and called a taxi while I was out back holding it in a snow bank and hoping that it didn't explode. Hope she stays gone. I'm still not walking right."
I.B. Moleturd
