You Are Going To Die!

Submitted by Bureau

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Every time I light up a cigar, everybody leaves except another person who also lights up.

I don't understand these people. I got off cigarettes. I was up to three cigarette lighters a day at one time. But I cut down to an occasional cigar after a good meal.

You'd think that I had the plague. I can hear them whispering "Look he's down to desert, he's getting ready to light one of those thingies."

Well I have news for you. It may come as a surprise, but you are going to be as dead as I am after so many years. You might as well face it. Death is 100% so far. So light em up!

-I.B. Moleturd

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