They Make You Feel Guilty

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 22 July 2013

There are all these billboards out there that say you need to adopt but me and the old lady are neat-freaks. So how can you raise a normal child in this atmosphere?

A few years back we adopted a section of highway. Not only did we go pick up trash every other day, in between we swept and mopped it.

I even spit-polished the guard rail. No kid would want to be around us.

(Why don't you clean out that desk?)

I.B. Moleturd


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