Crying Kids At Goldbergs

Submitted by Bureau

Sunday, 21 July 2013

My wife and me used to live in Duluth and there was this great store there, Goldbergs, that only sold top of the line clothing that lasted forever. Good stuff! However, it was too expensive for us so we'd wait and every six months they'd have a big sale.

The greatest thing was the clothing was really marked down but the worst was all the crying kids.

I asked Myrtle one day, "Why is this place always filled with crying babies and kids?

"They're like us, Moleturd. They can't afford a baby sitter but can't pass up a big sale at Goldbergs."

"But why do they always seem to be crying?"

"There's a guy up front that won't let them in unless they've been circumcised."

-I.B. Moleturdberg

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