You know, I fell hard for Myrtle the first time I saw her. She was lying out in the sun just a couple houses away and when she got up, she walked right under my tree and I fell on her.
At least we both wound up in the same hospital and she was better off than me but she did drop by my room and return my binoculars.
"I fell for you hard, Myrtle", I told her.
"Did you have to fall on me?"
"I think I love you. You ever been deeply in love before? Feels like your two feet are two feet off the ground and you can't see where you're going."
"Nope. But I reckon I done stepped in it a few times."