Nudist Colony Ain't all That You Think It Is

Submitted by Bureau

Saturday, 20 July 2013

I hate to admit it but Myrtle and me joined a nudist colony back in our thirties, before everything began to sag so much. We didn't stay long.

First of all, Myrtle was like me and was amazed at how everybody just walked around or sat in the sun, letting it all hang out.

Then I noticed that Myrtle was looking over at me instead of ahead of her and ran into a big sweaty fat man and he thanked her.

I have to admit that I got a little jealous too whenever I caught somebody eye-balling Myrtle(Why I don't know).

We lasted almost two weeks. If you decide to give it a try, use lots of sunscreen. Volley ball games are fun to watch but they made everyone there play at the same time.

One final note. NEVER EVER play dodge ball or pitch horseshoes! That ended it for me! Lost one of my boys.

I.B. Moleturd

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