I was down at the old watering hole, "The Old Martha Grimes" and watching the sports on television, trying to inch my way closer to the free peanuts when me and the mates made a discovery.
We all have the same first two names at home, "Dumbass Spidermonkey".
Now what's the odds on that?
Speaking of which I better go check out the horses for tomorrow in the third.
-I.B. moleturd
