Psychic My Fanny!

Submitted by Bureau

Friday, 19 July 2013

Do you get these late night commercials about a Psychic Hotline? I get so tired of watching a movie for 20 minutes and getting 10 minutes of commercials. If she were psychic, I guess she would know to go ahead and get on television because she would already know if it would pay off or not.

I got tired one day and called one of those ladies. Spoke for three and a half hours and then told her she was a fake.

"I am NOT a fake", she replied.

"Then why didn't you know that I am unemployed and dead broke? You just lost a bundle on (CLICK).

Oh well. Now I feel a little better about the Late Night Commercials. In fact, I'll probably laugh every time one comes on.

-I.B. Moleturd

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