Do you get these late night commercials about a Psychic Hotline? I get so tired of watching a movie for 20 minutes and getting 10 minutes of commercials. If she were psychic, I guess she would know to go ahead and get on television because she would already know if it would pay off or not.
I got tired one day and called one of those ladies. Spoke for three and a half hours and then told her she was a fake.
"I am NOT a fake", she replied.
"Then why didn't you know that I am unemployed and dead broke? You just lost a bundle on (CLICK).
Oh well. Now I feel a little better about the Late Night Commercials. In fact, I'll probably laugh every time one comes on.
-I.B. Moleturd