"Powdered Her Nose??"

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 18 July 2013

I guess I'm getting old and losing it with the younger generation. I can't even understand them most of the time.

For instance, if something is "Bad" that's a good thing.

Then there are those who speak with initials. I think they told me they talk that way on them computer contraptions.

The other night we went with a younger couple, my son and his girlfriend, and she says, "Pardon me, but I need to go powder my nose."

She came skipping back to the table, laughing like a hyena. I think she had a flask of whiskey hid on her somewhere. She had not only powdered her nose but her upper lip was white also.

-I.B. Moleturd

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