Big Difference Between Soccer & Football!

Submitted by Bureau

Thursday, 18 July 2013

The difference between soccer and football the way it is played in America is that, in soccer, you can't use your hands. Where in the American game of football you cannot seem to keep from getting arrested for something stupid like drunk driving or taking a hidden gun into a bar.

So you see, there's a lot of difference. I don't know why anyone would call soccer, "football".

I.B. Moleturd

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