Wife On Third Week Of Not Speaking To Me!

Submitted by Bureau

Monday, 15 July 2013

The wife just doesn't understand that, instead of paying off the mortgage to our house, I went out and bought a nice new car that can go sixty miles per hour in ten seconds!

See. I was just thinking about the safety of our family.

When you're in the Great Smoky Mountains they tell you that a bear can outrun a deer in the first ten seconds so I knew right then that I wanted a new sports car that can outrun a bear when we go down there.

Don't know why she won't speak to me. Just shakes her head every time I goose the gas paddle.

-I.B. Moleturd

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